Beta 6

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In english (voices in spanish)
In spanish
(size: 5MB. No installer, just uncompress and run)

Story

We all know what it means to take that leap, that big step towards a more sound and serious relationship.
And that's what this game is about.

I don't think there is a doubt about who's the boss in the game.

Gameplay

The game's idea is to "last alive" the most time possible.

As an alternative objective, objects you touch give you "memory points", to remember those things that are about to be destined to obliteration.

Controls

A / ←: Move left.
D / →: Move right.
Spacebar / W / ↑: Jump.

Miscelaneous (no need to learn by hard)
Alt+Return: Fullscreen mode ↔ Windowed mode.
↑ / ↓ / Return: Move through the menu and select.
Backspace / R: Re-start the level.

Recommended system requirements

Windows 2K / XP / Vista
3D Graphics Card
1 Ghz Processor or better
256 MB RAM or more

FAQ

Why there is nobody on the streets?
-Because they were giving away free fridges near the town hall.

Why there are no light poles, electric wiring, telephone wires, etc.?
-Because the year is 2030 and everything is Wi-fi

Why every text line is in english and voices are in spanish?
-Mmmm interesting, that shouldn't happen... I'll fix that as soon as possible

I can hack the high-score! I'm so awesome.
-That wasn't a question and yes, you can... but nobody will believe your scores anyway.

Miscelaneous

No dogs nor girlfriends were hurt (much) during the creation of this game. Eternal thanks to Zaira I. for the female voice.

Disclaimer

This game is intentded to be humorous, a comedy, a parody, however you like naming it. It does not imply or endorse any kind of racism. If you don't understand and/or feel ofended by this, please just don't play the game.

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